What would happen if I slid down a bowling lane?


I have this list of things to do before I die, and one of them is to slide down a bowling alley lane, like on the waxed part. I just wanna go half way and say it was an accident. Would I get kicked out? Or what? And has anyone actually done this before?

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2 thoughts on “What would happen if I slid down a bowling lane?

  1. Yea I’ve done it, me and my friends were laughing at first but then I looked around and the serious bowlers were looking at me like I was a complete douche…made me feel bad lol

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